after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
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I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
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"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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