i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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