normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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