Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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