why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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