The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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