just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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