I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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