i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
she looked like the before picture.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Randomize
