i already hear my dad disowning me
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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