Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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