he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
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Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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