I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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