if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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