if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
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MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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