you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
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