JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
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Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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