Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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