He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
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Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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