The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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