I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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