True but thats because hes a fetus.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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