So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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