Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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