In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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