Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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