I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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