you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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