Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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