Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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