you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
