the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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