This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
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He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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