I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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