He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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