The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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