I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
she looked like the before picture.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
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They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
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FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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