so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
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I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
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I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
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