If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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