no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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