butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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