people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
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The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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