try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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