Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.