I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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