Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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