scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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