I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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