I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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