big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
