It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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