Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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