is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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