The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
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I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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