quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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